Denominations

A man gets stranded on an desert island for 20 years. While he is there he contemplates his spiritual life. Finally, he is rescued.

"Before you take me off this island, let me show you what I have built here," he says.

In a clearing he shows his rescuers three small buildings. They ask him what they are and he replies,

"The first one is the church that I used to go to. The second one is the church I go to now and the third one is the church I would never set foot inside of."